Following the news every day will make you wonder why Matt Damon didn't just ask to stay on Mars. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Yahoo News
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.