Sometimes watching the news can feel like you're seeing an anti-Earth propaganda film produced by aliens. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

Complaints against police drop drastically in Birmingham, Alabama after body cameras installed

Porn app discovered secretly taking photos of users and demanding ransom

Source: BBC

UFC star Rhonda Rousey set to star in Roadhouse reboot

Source: Variety

29 people hospitalized after taking acid at alternative medicine conference in Handeloh, Germany

3 year-old has eye accidentally glued shut at clinic in Quebec

Source: CBC

Godzilla vs King Kong movie may be in the works

Source: Deadline

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Apple unveils ipad pro, ipad pro cover, apple pencil and iphone 6

John Jay high school football players face charges for assault on referee


Seaworld profits are down 84%, due to Blackfish backlash

Evidence of new, larger Stonehenge found near original site

Source: USA Today

Family of Freddie Gray, who died in police custody, awarded $6.4 million settlement

Source: Yahoo News

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