Ted E.

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)

The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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October 26, 2017

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/29/17)

Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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August 24, 2017

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/22/17)

We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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August 17, 2017

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)

The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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May 25, 2017

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)

The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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December 06, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)

Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

Published

November 01, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)

Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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October 25, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)

Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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October 18, 2016

The One Terrifying War Nobody Is Talking About

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By Ted E., Carolyn Burke

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October 16, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/12)

Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. We're here to help.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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July 12, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)

There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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July 05, 2016

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.

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By Ted E., Scott Laffey

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May 31, 2016

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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March 15, 2016

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)

The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

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March 08, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1)

The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey

Published

March 01, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)

Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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February 23, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/16)

The news is like 'The Walking Dead,' only without that show's sense of naive optimism.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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February 16, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/9)

The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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February 09, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/2)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to binge-watch every movie in the 'Gory Psychological Horror' and 'Violent Political Drama' categories on Netflix.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

Published

February 02, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech

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January 26, 2016