The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)
Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every world event while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: AV Club
Source: Vanity Fair
Sources: NBC News