The news is like The Walking Dead, only without that show's sense of naive optimism. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.