Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

THE WIFE OF JARED FOGLE IS SUING SUBWAY CLAIMING THEY KNEW HE WAS A PEDOPHILE FOR OVERADECADE... BASED ON A COMPLAINT THAT FOGLE HAD SOLICITED A SEX A

Source: CNN

THE FCC PASSED NEW ONLINE PRIVACY REGULATIONS PROTECTING USERS' PERSONAL INFORMATION. The new rules prevent service providers from selling or sharing

PHIL COLLINS HAS ANNOUNCED HIS COMEBACK TOUR BEGINNING IN 2017. The tour will start in Europe. The 65-year-old former frontman for Genesis says he hop

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)

Source: Polygon

ACCORDING TO DAVID KOEPP, THE SCREENWRITER FOR INDIANA JONES 5 GEORGE LUCAS WILL HAVE NO ASSOCIATION WITH THE FILM... WHICH IS SCHEDULED FOR RELEASE O

Source: The AV Club

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)

Source: CNN, CNN

THE LEADERS OF THE OREGON WILDLIFE REFUGE STANDOFF WERE FOUND NOT GUILTY OF FEDERAL CONSPIRACY AND WEAPONS CHARGES. One member of the all-white jury t

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)

SUGE KNIGHIF FILED A $300 MILLION DR. DRE LAWSUIT AGAINST THAT CLAIMS DRE TRIED TO HAVE HIM KILLED. Knight alleges he and Dre had an agreement which e

Executive producer Melissa Rosenberg revealed at a conference for film students that the 13 episodes of SEASON 2 OF ESSICA JONES WILL BE DIRECTED EXCL

Source: Variety

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AN AVERAGE OF THE LATEST ELECTION POLLS SHOWS... IClinton 48.8%6 A I Trump 41.19 June 1 Seot Dec.1 March l June 1 Sent 2015 HOLL

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