Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: The Huffington Post
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.