The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie. No reasonable person can be expected to navigate the maze of headlines while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Top Gun sequel in works

Federal appeals court upholds block on Trump travel ban

Chipotle victim of malware infection in card readers result in potentially massive card security breech

Zack Synder steps down from Justice League post-production to deal with family tragedy. Joss Whedon to finish.

GOP congressman Greg Gianforte bodyslams reporter after health care question

Homeless man allegedly killed by man in clown make up with Freddy Krueger glove in Denver

22 killed in terror attack during Ariana Grande concert in Manchester

Boss Baby sequel set for 2021

Model that took nude photos of elderly woman at the gym fined and sentenced to probation & community service

Taiwan recognizes gay marriage

Fox News retracts Seth Rich conspiracy story. Sean Hannity promises to continue.

Trump budget would drastically cut programs for poor

Doctors instruct parents not to give children fruit juice

Sir Roger Moore dead at 89

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