The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
Source: The Washington Post
Source: The Hollywood Reporter
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