The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)

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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/31/17)

The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).

SEVERAL TOP TRUMP CAMPAIGN OFFICIALS WERE CHARGED WITH CRIMES AGAINST THE U.S. AEYEO FEEAL Former campaign chairman Paul Manafort and advisors Rick Ga

FOX IS DEVELOPING A LOGAN SPINOFF STARRING 2 Writer-director James Mangold said they are exploring script ideas for the young female Wolverine clone,

Following the recent wave of sexual harassment accusations against Hollywood executives, COREY FELDMAN HAS STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO EXPOSE A RING OF HOLL

STAR TREK: DISCOVERY HAS BEEN RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON BY CBS. Signing up for CBS's digital streaming service was the only way to watch the series

A O-TRUMP RETIRED NAVY SEAL FEATURED ON FOX NEWS LIED ABOUT HIS SERVICE. PURPLE HEART RECIPIENT MAKES OX GLASS PRESIDENTIAL SEAL FOR TRUMP EWS John

KID ROCK DISMISSED SPECULATION ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE BID FOR A SENATE SEAT IN MICHIGAN, SAYING, F#K NO, I'M NOT RUNNING FOR SENATE. The singer, who fue

THE EPA CANCELED TALKS BY ITS SCIENTISTS AT A RHODE ISLAND CONFERENCE ON CLIMATE CHANGE. No explanation was given for the cancellation. Critics are ca

LEGENDARY RHYTHM & BLUES MUSICIAN FATS DOMINO PASSED AWAY. Antoine Dominique Domino Jr. was responsible for such classic hits as Ain't That a Shame

HOUSE REPUBLICANS LAUNCHED TWO NEW PROBES TIED TO HILLARY CLINTON. One investigation is asking whether the Department of Justice examined the 2010 sal

REGAL THEATERS WILL BEGIN TESTING DEMAND-BASED MOVIE TICKET PRICES. Dynamic pricing could mean it will cost more to watch a popular movie and less t

THE SENATE REPEALED A RULE ALLOWING CONSUMER CLASS ACTION SUITS AGAINST BANKS AND CREDIT CARD COMPANIES. The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau had

THE KID WHO PLAYS MIKE ON STRANGER THINGS FIRED HIS AGENT OVER SEXUAL ABUSE ALLEGATIONS. Finn Wolfhard, who also appeared in It, broke ties with his a

PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS DECLARED THE OPIOID CRISIS A NATIONAL PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY. Trump pledged federal support in fighting the epidemic, saying, It

OVER 300 WOMEN HAVE ACCUSED FILMMAKER JAMES TOBACK OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. Toback's accusers include actresses Julianne Moore, Rachel McAdams, and Selma

ASTROS FIRST BASEMAN YULI GURRIEL WILL BE SUSPENDED FOR FIVE GAMES FOR MAKING A RACIST GESTURE MOCKING DODGERS PITCHER YU DARVISH. H After hitting a h

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