The news is like a series of strangers saying, "This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT." No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

SEVERAL SYRIAN REFUGEE FAMILIES WERE HOUSED AT A CANADIAN HOTEL HOSTING A FURRY CONVENTION. Convention participants were asked to be sensitive to the

Source: CNN, same

A JURY HAS AWARDED ERIN ANDREWS $55 MILLION IN HER LAWSUIT OVER A SECRETLY RECORDED NUDE VIDEO. The judgment found both the owners of the Nashville Ma

Source: NBC News

4chan founder Chris Poole has been hired by Google. The online entrepreneur, also known by his username moot, made the announcement on his blog, sta

North Korea has once again threatened A NUCLEAR STRIKE on the United States and South Korea. It's a repeatedly predictable reaction to the largest eve

Source: AP

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A WOMAN WAS FOUND DEAD IN AN ELEVATOR IN XI'AN, CHINA, AFTER SHE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE FOR A MONTH. Maintenance workers had shut off power to the faulty

The person formerly known as ANDY WACHOWSKI (and best known of the of The aS one directors Matrix movies) IS NOW KNOWN AS LILLY WACHOWSKI after reveal

Once nothing more than speculation based on emails released via the infamous Sony hack of 2014... A CROSSOVER MOVIE FEATURING TOAAI ENO POLIC 21STMP

Source: Vanity Fair

COMEDIAN MICAH KATT WILLIAMS WAS ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY THREATENING TO KILL HIS BODYGUARD. Authorities seized marijuana and weapons while executing

Source: AJC

A PENNSYLVANIA JUDGE WON A $291 MILLION POWERBALL JACKPOT. His brother won $7. loetery leteny bttes biter Ltter iter bttmy foetery FLORIDA POWER TAL D

Source: CNN

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Source: NBC Chicago

DISNEY BOSS BOB IGER CRACKEDc ANNOUNCED THAT THE UPCOMING HAN SOLO SPINOFF MOVIE ..WLL ALSO FEATURE CHEWBACCA'S ORIGIN STORY.

Source: Collider

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

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