The news is like a series of strangers saying, "This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT." No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: NBC News
Source: Chris Poole's blog
Source: AP
Source: Vanity Fair, Civil War trailer
Source: The Guardian, New York Times
Source: Vanity Fair
Source: AJC
Source: CNN
Source: NBC Chicago
Source: Collider
Source: Fox Baltimore
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