The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

The news is like a series of strangers saying, "This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT." No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: Vanity Fair, Civil War trailer
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Source: The Guardian, New York Times
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Source: CNN, GRRM's blog
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Source: The Independent