Source: The Independent
The news is like a series of strangers saying, "This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT." No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
What does the person who has everything buy for themselves?
Let us pitch you a sitcom ...
Sometimes the follow-up is worse than original headline-grabbing story.
Some people in entertainment don't even bother trying to come up with fresh ideas.