Look, we get it. There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Pope Francis says the gay community deserves an apology

Supreme Court upholds federal gun ban

Dance Moms star guilty of fraud

Truckload of cheese stolen in Wisconcin

Transgender people may now serve openly in the military

Man arrested for scanning his penis in the checkout line

Hillary Clinton cleared in Benghazi investigation

Man tries to douse the Olympic torch

Supreme Court rules against Texas abortion clinic restrictions

Antarctica's ozone hole is shrinking

Militants took hostages and killed 20 in Bangladesh

Adnan Syed granted a new trial because of Serial podcast

Terror attack in Istanbul kills 44

Source: CNN, U.S. Department Of The Treasury


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