Source: WYFF4 News
The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.