The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

LOUISIANA'S BLUE LIVES MAT'TER BILL HAS BEEN SIGNED INTO LAW. Police officers, fire fighters, and emergency medical personnel are now considered : a

Source: CNN

It was revealed that Hulk Hogan's invasion of privacy lawsuit against Gawker was funded by PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel. The billionaire stated he wa

An Arizona news reporter was arrested for allegedly POOPING IN SOMEONE'S YARD WHILE ON A STORY. A witness called 911 to report Jonathan Lowe after obs

Source: UPI

BILL COSBY HAS BEEN ORDERED TO STAND TRIAL IN PENNSYLVANIA FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT. The case stems from an alleged incident with former athlete Andrea Cons

FRANCE HAS OUTLAWED FTER-HOURS WORK EMAILS. Companies with more than 50 employees may not send work emails outside of typical work hours. Supporters

Source: ABC 15

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

Source: CNN

RYAN COLLINS PLEADED GUILTY TO STEALING NUDE CELLPHONE PHOTOS OF JENNIFER LAWRENCE, RIHANNA, AND KATE UPTON. Over two years, Collins obtained the priv

Source: Vanity Fair

FOURTEEN PEOPLE WERE INJURED IN FRANCE AND GERMANY BY LIGHTNING STRIKES. Eleven people were injured in Paris when lightning struck a birthday party in

Source: CNN

A GOLD RING AND NECKLACE WERE DISCOVERED HIDDEN IN A MUG AT AUSCHWITZ AFTER 70 YEARS. Museum staff said the treasures were wrapped in canvas, hidden b

Source: Time

The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)

BAYIIN BAYLOR UNIVERSITY TERMINATED BEA SUCCESSFUL HEAD COACH ART BRILES AFTER AN INVESTIGATION FOUND WIDESPREAD MISHANDLING OF SEXUAL ASSAULT ALLEGAT

Source: CBS News

ELEVEN STATES ARE SUING THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OVER THE SCHOOL TRANSGENDER DIRECTIVE, The lawsuit is in response tO the Obama administration's policy

Source: NPR

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