We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now. No reasonable person can keep up with all the headlines without flying into a rage, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.