We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now. No reasonable person can keep up with all the headlines without flying into a rage, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
Going for that 16th minute.