Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity. So we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Oscar Pistorius sentenced to six years in prison

Source: A.V. Club

Inmates break out to save guard

Source: ABC News

No charges filed against Hillary Clinton over email server

Source: Yahoo News

Five police officers killed at a Black Lives Matter protest in Dallas

Source: The New York Times

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