It's Called Soccer!

Christian Pulisic has propelled the USMNT into the next round of the World Cup as Twitter buzzes with his rallying cry

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Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity. So we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Oscar Pistorius sentenced to six years in prison

Inmates break out to save guard

No charges filed against Hillary Clinton over email server

Five police officers killed at a Black Lives Matter protest in Dallas

Source: The New York Times


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