The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)

Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in Se7en. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Sources: StarWars.com, Nerdist.com, Entertainment Tonight
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Source: Hollywood Reporter, starwars.com
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Source: Washington Post
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Source: CNN