The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Vanity Fair
Source: Herald Extra
Instagram influencers are often absurd.
Well, this is terrifying.