The news can sound like those ominous radio reports you hear in the background during the prologue of a zombie movie. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

MARIJUANA USE IN THE U.S. HAS MORE THAN DOUBLED IN THE LAST DECADE. A recent survey by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism found th

Source: Yahoo News

SEVEN HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS HAVE DIED THIS YEAR DUE TO GAME-RELATED INJURIES OR COMPLICATIONS. In 2014, there were 11 deaths related to high sc

Source: USA Today

CONFIRMED THE UPCOMING SEASON OF MYTHBUSTERS WILL UNFORTUNATELY BE ITS LAST! THE FINAL SEASON STARTS ON JANUARY 9TH, 2016. IF YOU NEED ONE LAST FIX, Y

GOOGLE HAS ANNOUNCED YOUTUBE AN AD-FREE VIDEO-STRRED2 SERVICE WITH A SUBSCRIPTION FEE. Among the 10 original series debuting on the service starting i

Source: Variety, again

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/27)

Source: NBC News

JOSE FERREIRA, a 50-year-old man from Milwaukee, WAS CHARGED WITH THE 1982 MURDER of 13-year-old CARRIE ANN JOPEK... AFTER HE INEXPLICABLY CALLED A TE

SUBWAY WILL BEGIN MEASURING ITS SANDUICHES TO ENSURE THE FOOTLONG SUBS ARE ACTUALLY 12 INCHES LONG. In response to accusations that Subway was short-c

Have someplace to go in the center of Oslo, Norway? Don't plan on driving, because the city is in the process of BANNING ALL CAR TRAFFIC BY 2019. Toto

Source: Reuters

TWO ELK IN A NORWEGIAN Z0O WERE MISTAKENLY KILLED BY HUNTERS because they did not see the enclosure fence, so they believed the elk were roaming wild

Source: Telegraph

TOMBSTONE, ARIZONA. AN ACTOR AND A BYSTANDER WERE IN JURED DURING A GUNFIGHT REENACTMENT, BECAUSE ANOTHER ACTOR TOM CARTER USED LIVE AMMUNTION. Luckil

One person was killed and five were wounded when an unknown gunman opened fire at the Zombicon charity event in Fort Myers, Florida. Expavious Tyrell

Source: CNN

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