The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/20)

The news is like a very confusing story written by a novelist who was trying to treat his chronic paranoia with cocaine. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Sources: Deadline.com, ComicVine.com
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Sources: Washington Post, Parts Unknown clip