Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

SADLY, 11 PEOPLE WERE KILLED and 14 were injured when a relic military jet CRASHED ONTO A BUSY HIGHWAY WV ZLE 372 AM while performing aerobatics durin

Source: CNN

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

Source: NBC News

AMAZON IS OFFERING ONE-HOUR ALCOHOL DELIVERY IN SEATTLE AS PART OF ITS PRIME NOW SERVICE. Beer, wine, and spirits can be delivered for free within two

ALEK ANTHONY SPENCER CHRIS UNKNOWN SKARLATOS SADLER STONE NORMAN FRENCHMAN THESE FIVE MEN SUBDUED A GUNMAN on a high-speed train en route from Amsterd

Source: CNN

18-YEAR-OLD MICHELLE CARTER IS BEING CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER FOR ENCOURAGING HER BOYFRIEND TO COMMIT SUICIDE. Through hundreds of texts

AMC'S FEAR THE WALKING DEAD WAS THE MOST WATCHED SERIES PREMIERE IN CABLETV HISTORY. 10.1 million viewers tuned in, and that doesn't even include thos

Sources: Uproxx, CNET

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

Source: Q13 Fox

Imagine tobacco, a handgun, porn DVDs, and other contraband DROPPING FROM THE SKY INTO A PRISON YARD. faex 1PiN It almost happened, but two men who we

Source: CNN

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/1)

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