Judging from the news, the world is like a disaster movie, only without the last few scenes where everybody escapes. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Sources: The Independent
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