The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)

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Staying on top of the news is like trying to follow the plot of Kevin Spacey's serial killer notebooks in Se7en. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/25)

Source: NBC News

A GROUP OF RETIRED MILITARY LEADERS CALLED MISSION: READINESS (MILI'TARY LEADERS FOR KIDS) RECENTLY REPORTED THAT OBESITY IS NOW ONE OF THE LEADING CA

Source: CBS Local

It took 20 volunteers, 4 trucks, and dozens of large cardboard tubes in order to move 150 ILLEGALLY OWNED CROCODILES, ALLIGATORS, and CAIMANS to an an

Source: CBC

THE ASHLEY MADISON WEBSITE HACKERS RELEASED THE PERSONAL DATA OF MILLIONS OF MEMBERS. That unlucky group includes thousands of government employees us

Source: CNN

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