Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

AN EXCLUSIVE ROLLING STONE INTERVIEW BY SEAN PENN LED TO THE ARREST OF NOTORIOUS DRUG LORD JOAQUIN EL CHAPO GUZMAN. Guzman was trying to get a biopi

Source: NBC Chicago

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Source: CNN

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

THE ISLAMIC STATE'S TERRITORY HAS SHRUNK BY AN ESTIMATED 40% IN IRAQ AND 20% IN SYRIA. Counter-offensives supported by the U.S.-led coalition have suc

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Sources: Reuters, CNN

Hackers, believed to be using a form of sophisticated malware known as the lackEnergy Trojan, knocked out a regional electrical control center in Ukr

Source: Wired

GM GENERAL MOTORS has invested $500 MILLION in the ride-hailing service yF A seemingly counterintuitive move, because it could ultimately result in LE

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Source: Deadline

A FEDERAL JUDGE RULED THAT A MONKEY CANNOT OWN A COPYRIGHT. PETA filed the unsuccessful copyright claim on behalf of Naruto, the Indonesiant macaque t

Source: Newsweek

The death of James E. McBride, a 74-year-old man from Washington D.C., HAS BEEN RULED A HOMICIDE. McBride sustained serious neck injuries during a str

The U.S. government has released new guidelines advising Americans to reduce the amount of SUGAR and SATURATED FAT in their diet.o. TO LESS THAN 10 PE

Source: Reuters

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