Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
A lot of medical problems read like horror movie scripts.
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.