The world is a whirling hurricane of bullshit, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so):
For as much as people love them, the 'Star Wars' movies have gotten rather awkward from time to time.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.