The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity. So, we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so):

Two TSA screeners have been fired for concocting a plan to grope attractive men at the Denver Int'l Airport. The male agent would signal his female co

Source: Denver Post

THE 2016 POWER RANGERS MOVIE WILL BE DIRECTED BY DEAN ISRAELITE Israelite's only major directing gig has been the 2014 ime-travel movie Project Alamac

A MONTH AFTER HARMONIX ANNOUNCED THE RETURN OF ROCK BAND FOR THE PS4 AND XB1, ACTIVISION HAS REVEALED IT HAS ALSO BEEN DEVELOPING A NEW GUITAR HERO CA

Alaska Airlines Flight 448 had to make an emergency landing when a loud banging was heard from the cargo hold. Once on the ground, an employee walked

29eyearold man ruptured a tendon in his thumb after playing too much Candy Crush Saga He told his doctors he had played all day every day for 6 to 8 w

Source: LiveScience

NASA'S CURIOSITY ROVER HAS FOUND WATER BELOW THE SURFACE OF MARS New measurements show that some Martian soil is damp with liquid brine. The presence

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)

Source: 9 News

BOEING has filed for a patent this airplane seat designed for sleeping. 20 26 12 36 The support system stores under the seat and will allow you to lea

Source: The Verge

Sylvester Stallone shared the first photo from the upcoming ROCKY movie spinoff CREED, which follows the boxing career of Apollo Creed's son, Adonis J

The U.S. Navy is developing a program called LOCUST: Low-Cost UAV Swarming Technology IT FEATURES A SINGLE CANNON DEVICE WHICH LAUNCHES 30 SYNCHRONIZE

Source: Defense One

The Tennessee House of Representatives passed a bill to ensure that people with permits) are allowed to bring their guns to parks. However, a series o

Source: Fox 10

ON THE DIVORCE COURT REALITY (?) TV SHOW, MR. NATHAN SELLERS ACCUSED HIS WIFE, LIA, OF SLEEPING WITH THE ENTIRE WU-TANG CLAN. NATHAN: SHE GAVE WU SOM

Source: AV Club

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