Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Washington Post
Source: USA Today
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