Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
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