Source: NY Times
Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so):
Source: Yahoo News
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.