Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 14 Impossibly Weird Things Michael Jackson Never Quite Accomplished The only thing weirder than the stuff he did... was the stuff he wanted to do. Authors By Jesse Published July 21, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Bizarre Attempts To Weaponize Animals (To Varying Degrees Of Success) There is much we can learn from the fearless turkey. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 20, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Of Hollywood's Most Difficult Actors (Are Animals) Are you happy now, Tug? You made James Corden say "scuppered"! Authors By Jesse Published July 19, 2021
4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can't Unsee (VIDEO) Turns out the Teletubbies are really curious about sex. Authors By Jesse, Maxwell Yezpitelok Published July 16, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Bizarro Celebrity Facts That Sound Like Mad Libs We had no idea just how much Bill Murray liked to party Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Brilliant Animals Who Found Themselves In Very Human Situations Controversial opinion: all moles should be allowed to go to church Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 14, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Bizarro Talents The Celebs Have Been Hiding From Us Everyone needs to stop mailing Kesha their teeth, like, yesterday Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published July 13, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Actors Who Took A Role To Appease Their Adorable Children Won’t somebody please think of the children?! Authors By Jesse Published July 12, 2021
PICTOFACT The 15 Worst Things About Being Famous (According To Famous People) If there’s one thing we can agree with Angus T. Jones on, it’s that no one should watch Two and a Half Men. Authors By Jesse Published July 11, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 15 Beloved Movies You Had To Walk Out On (extremely Blair Witch voice) I'm so bored right now Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published July 09, 2021
PICTOFACT That's An E-Burn: 14 Times Roger Ebert Roasted A Movie Into Oblivion Roger Ebert even hated The Hot Chick. There’s no pleasing that man. Authors By Jesse Published July 08, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Of The Biggest, Oddest, Most Expensive Things Destroyed For Your Viewing Pleasure Joaquin Phoenix absolutely w r e c k e d a toilet, on camera. Authors By Jesse Published July 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Bizarro Fan Mail Responses Worth Writing Home About Who gave Richard Ramirez his own letterhead? Authors By Jesse Published July 01, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Good Sports Who Played Highly Unflattering Versions Of Themselves There's a darkness lurking within Michael Cera Authors By Jesse Published June 29, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Questionable Roles Actors Ended Up Apologizing For Do you monsters want George Clooney's million-dollar nipples to chafe?? Authors By Jesse Published June 28, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: The 16 Dumbest Character Deaths Pour one out for Balrog. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published June 25, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Bizarre Non-Food Stunts From Fast Food Companies Stick to what you're good at, Ronald: fueling the obesity epidemic. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 22, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Embarrassing Sports Records No One Wants To Break Some of history's biggest winners were also the biggest losers. Authors By Jesse Published June 21, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Disastrous First Gigs Endured By Some Of The World’s Biggest Artists Thank god for mom's spaghetti. Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Bizarro Rules From The Weird World Of Pro Sports Rules are rules! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 16, 2021
