Most pro sports are a zero-sum game. Every story of triumph and physical domination is also a story of humiliating defeat. So, if you think about it, it kinda makes sense that some of the best athletes in history are also some of the worst athletes in history.
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In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game
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