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37 Incredibly Distracting Things Hollywood Won't Stop Doing

By:: Cracked Plasticians

July 30, 2017

37 Incredibly Distracting Things Hollywood Won't Stop Doing

Before watching a show or movie, it's natural for us to suspend our disbelief. The creators know this and work painstakingly hard to make sure we stay in that state -- making sure even the smallest of details don't take us out of the show's reality.

Which sucks, because sometimes all it takes is a minute for that suspension to be inadvertently shattered.

(Shout out to squawkmookie for the contest suggestion. We're sorry so many movies have been ruined for you.)

37 Entry by PollyDarton

Nothing reminds you that you are watching a asitcom faster than all the characters sitting on one side of their kitchen table.

36 Entry by Kevin King

When Mike Myers shows up for a quick cameo in BATC2US BASTERDS I can't help but see this...

35 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

GERRY LANE IS ENJOYING WORLD WAR A DELICIOUS PEPSI WHILE THE WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT. But IT REALLY JUST LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT IN A PEPSI COMMERCIALE CR

34 Entry by Kevin King

CRACKED COM Whenever a character quotes another movie. THE DARK KINIGHT You complete me. Did The Joker just reference Jerry Maguire? Does that mean To

33 Entry by ShortUsername01

...or you live long enough You either die to see yourself become the a hero... villain. There's foreshadowing, and then there's contrived foreshadowin

32 Entry by Tokoyoto

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31 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

30 Entry by Glenn Clayburn

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29 Entry by maluba

Fake glasses with non-prescription lenses just remind you that you're watching an actor playing a character. Real prescription lenses refract the ligh

28 Entry by Ashebox

EVEN THOUGH THESE SCENES ON THE REVENANT WERE INTENSE EVERY TIME STEAM. SOIL AND SNOWFLAKES HIT THE CAMERA LENS. IT JUST DULLS YOU OUT OF THE IMMERSIO

27 Entry by Andres Diplotti

This savage woman who lives in the jungle has clearly had an appointment with her beautician lately. CRACKED COM

26 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

The airport scene from CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR has explosions, falling building, and almost fatal injuries. But all of that is ruined by characters

25 Entry by Sonny Time

A good actor will keep me engaged in a film. But, using the same actor in different roles kills the mood.

24 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

23 Entry by PollyDarton

I'm always getting lost in the painstakingly accurate period costuming in film... and then there's the perfect, straight, white teeth. CRACKEDcO COM

22 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

21 Entry by RandomHumanBoy

Nothing like characters rocking perfectly placed, epic looking, fresh wounds (that don't bleed) to remind us that they aren't actually real people and

20 Entry by Glenn Clayburn

19 Entry by masta_X

It's kind of distracting at times whenooo The special-effects look way too obvious.

18 Entry by T. S. Obiech

17 Entry by Andres Diplotti

Whenever characters tel each other things they already know THIS IS WHY WE'RE HERE. UNOBTAINIUM. BECAUSE THIS LITTLE GRAY ROCK SELLS FOR 20 MILLION A

16 Entry by Kevin King

GAME OF HRONES It's freezing outside, yet none of the characters are wearing anything on their heads/ears

15 Entry by Tokoyoto

WHEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, MAN, THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE IN ANCIENT EGYPT.

14 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

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13 Entry by Andres Diplotti

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12 Entry by PollyDarton

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11 Entry by PookieJones

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10 Entry by Ashebox

When 'Scientists' forget that they are scientists and stick their hands where they don't belong, just to advance the plot. PROMETH FANT STIC CRACKED C

9 Entry by Ted E.

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8 Entry by John Sherwood

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7 Entry by Andres Diplotti

Good old-age makeup will make you forget the actor isn't really the age he's playing. Bad old-age makeup will make you think: All that latex must be

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4 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

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3 Entry by Tiffany Johnson

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2 Entry by Andres Diplotti

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