Let's be real: Nobody actually has time to watch an entire TV series or a movie, let alone multiple of each. We've all got more important shit to do, like getting into fights on the internet and sleeping and eating an unhealthy amount of Bagel Bites.

Which is exactly why we took some popular shows and films, and cut out all the unnecessary bullshit to save everyone some precious time.

Entry by ThirdRock

CRACKED You can skip the first hour of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and not miss anything of importance.

Entry by Andrea Meno

Want just the highlights of Star Trek: The Next Generation? Most of the 178 episodes are fairly formulaic, repetitive monster-of-the-week fare. If you

Entry by pinkdiefrank

HORNS IS A MOVIE ABOUT A HOUNG GUY SLOWLY TURNING INTO A DEMON BUT yo CAN MAKE IT TEN TIMES MORE INTERESTING BY PRETENDING IT'S AN ALTERNATE VERSION O

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