The fan fiction universe gives amateur writers open space to bring their wildest nerd fantasies to life — including wholly unauthorized erotica. From the Teletubbies shacking up with Severus Snape to Professor X getting it on with Hannibal Lecter, these late night fanfic stories will make it tough to ever look at a Tetris block the same way again. This… is Canonball.

Host: Jesse Eisemann
Writers: Maxwell Yezpitelok, Jesse Eisemann
Producer: Greg Ott
Editor: Bryan Slack

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