Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
Little Shop of Horrors (AKA BDSM DDS) (PODCAST) Where do all these city folk find the time for gang vocals? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 03, 2022
The Raid 2 (AKA Every Dick In The City) (PODCAST) Of all the movies, this is the best movie. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published December 27, 2021
Brian Murphy Watched Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (AKA Dudes or Dogs) (VIDEO/PODCAST) This week the gang has on Brian Murphy from Not Another DnD Podcast to talk about the utter mundaneness of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published December 20, 2021
Jason Pargin Watched Riders Of Justice (AKA The Phantom Menace) (PODCAST) This week the gang watches Riders of Justice with special guest Jason "the artist formerly known as David Wong" Pargin. Authors By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published December 13, 2021
Brian Brushwood Watches Time Bandits (AKA Hi There, Face Here!) (VIDEO/PODCAST) This week Brian Brushwood joins the gang to watch Time Bandits and discuss the power of friendship and little people traveling through time. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published December 06, 2021
The Pubebergs (AKA Addams Family Values) (PODCAST) This week the gang watches Addams Family Values but mostly talks about their feelings and middle school trauma. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published November 29, 2021
The Kangaroos Are Out Of The Paddock (AKA Sharknado) Ft. Jenny Arimoto (VIDEO) This week the gang watches Sharknado and questions the accuracy of Australian slang. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published November 22, 2021
Heart Bustin' (AKA From Justin To Kelly) (VIDEO) This week the gang watches From Justin To Kelly Clarkson and debates the ethics of contractually obligated make out sessions between American Idol stars. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published November 15, 2021
Beauty Queens Blowing Chunks Everywhere (AKA Drop Dead Gorgeous) (VIDEO) This week the gang watches Drop Dead Gorgeous and tries to figure out why so many people continue to love weird offensive movie from two decades ago. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published November 08, 2021
Red Heads Smell Best (AKA Perfume: A Story Of A Murderer) (VIDEO) This week we're discussing the bonkers movie Perfume: A Story Of A Murderer that should have been titled Red Heads Smell Best. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published November 01, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 14 Lessons People Learned The Hard Way This turned into a great resource for homeowners, carpenters, and blood donors alike. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published October 08, 2021
PICTOFACT 12 Petty, Trivial, Or Downright Dumb Reasons War Was Declared Just let it go, guys. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published October 06, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 12 Unfortunate Overheard Secrets A word of advice: mind your plate. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published October 04, 2021
The Predator Was Almost A Spin-Kicking Zoidberg (Played By Jean-Claude Van Damme) (VIDEO) The original Predator could have been 10x better if they'd stuck with Jean-Claude Van Damme in a Zoidberg suit doing spin kicks! Authors By Jesse Published September 29, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Celebrities Who Had To Field Wildly Disrespectful Questions We as a society need to consider that Ellen... might be a jerk. Authors By Jesse Published September 29, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Of The Most Overkill, Least Useful, Or Just Plain Weirdest Weapons Ever Invented Elmer Fudd meets late-stage Walter White. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 27, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 14 Most Bonkers Episodes Of Otherwise Normal TV Shows Your highly emotional reaction is most illogical. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published September 24, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 'Unsolved' Mysteries (That Have Been Easily Solved) If you have an indecipherable ancient text on your hands… it’s about sex. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 23, 2021
PICTOFACT 12 Clever Loopholes People Found In Inane Rules And Policies Pedants, unite! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 20, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 14 Of The Dumbest Relationship Dealbreakers You guys have dodged some Bullet Bill-sized bullets. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published September 17, 2021
