Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
Is This Movie About Hot Dog Fingers The Best Movie Ever Made? (PODCAST) I mean it's got Short Round killing dudes with a fanny pack! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published May 02, 2022
The Movie That Killed Jim Carrey's Acting Career? (LIVESTREAM) Please don't let this be the end. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Carolyn Page Published April 18, 2022
The Perfect Movie In Case You Need To Puke For Some Reason (AKA Titane) (LIVESTREAM) It'll do the trick! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack Published April 11, 2022
The Movie Where Nic Cage Has A Chainsaw Duel (LIVESTREAM) Nic Cage + Chainsaw = Mandy Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published April 04, 2022
A Freaky Circus Movie Guaranteed To Put You To Sleep (LIVESTREAM) We're live right now! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 28, 2022
Is "The Batman" The Best Batman Or Just Another Batman? (PODCAST) We discuss. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 28, 2022
The 7 Horrible Movies Bruce Willis Starred In Last Year (VIDEO) Seven movies and ZERO nominations?! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 25, 2022
Is The Batman The Best Batman Or Just A Batman? (LIVESTREAM) DISCUSS. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 21, 2022
The Absolute Worst Marvel Movie Ever Made (PODCAST) This is how ducklings are made. Authors By Jesse, William Kuechenberg, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 21, 2022
The Most Accurate Legal Movie Ever? (PODCAST) Aunt May was looking GOOD. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 14, 2022
The Anti-Fascist, Fascist Propaganda Film (PODCAST) This machine washes fascists! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published March 07, 2022
The Borderline Prophetic Paul Rudd Movie (LIVE PODCAST) Who knew we'd also not have friends? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published February 21, 2022
The Most Unhinged Julia Roberts Movie Ever? (PODCAST) Julia Roberts is evil, maybe? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published February 21, 2022
Lars and the Real Girl (AKA Come Together) (PODCAST) Ryan Gosling dated a sex doll once. Happy Valentine's Day! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published February 14, 2022
Contact (LIVE PODCAST) Jordan, Jesse, and Ali discuss the 1997 film "Contact." LIVE! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 31, 2022
Burning (AKA Oppa Gatsby Style) (PODCAST) Why are South Korean movies so good? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 31, 2022
Blankman (AKA Somebody S*** My Pants) (PODCAST) Move over, Black Panther. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 24, 2022
Laura O'Dea Watched Moonstruck (AKA Two Brother Wolves Inside Me) (VIDEO/PODCAST) Nic Cage was crazy from day one. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 17, 2022
5 Twisted Sonic The Hedgehog Adventures Sega Doesn't Want You To See (VIDEO) "Gotta go fast" - me, running away from Sonic's early canon. Authors By Jesse Published January 14, 2022
Brian Morabito Watched The Square (AKA Make Chaos) (VIDEO/PODCAST) I will make chaos with you. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published January 10, 2022
