Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 14 History Class Derailing Trivia Tidbits Mankind invented Fart Art before comfy toilet paper. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published September 15, 2021
PICTOFACT 'Best In Show' And 12 More Blockbuster Comedies That Cost Practically Nothing Jon Heder's payday for Napoleon Dynamite could buy, like, a mid-tier vacuum cleaner. Authors By Jesse Published September 13, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 14 Novels Just Begging For A Movie Adaptation Besides the Necronomicon, of course. Authors By Jesse Published September 10, 2021
PICTOFACT 13 Brilliant Folks Who Exploited A Loophole For Monetary Gain Sometimes, the government literally gives away free money Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published September 08, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: The Biggest Lies Kids Told About Their Summer Break Sorry I didn't do my summer reading, I was kickin' it with Optimus Prime. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published September 03, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 All-Star Quotes From The Big Banana Himself, Shaq Shaq is many things. "Humble" is not one of them. Authors By Jesse Published September 01, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Celebrities Who Saved The Life Of A Normie Oh, you’re “not a hero”? Sounds like something a hero would say. Authors By Jesse Published August 30, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen On The Road? You can tell a lot about a person by how they pass the time in traffic. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published August 27, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Startlingly Athletic Hollywood Actors You expect me to believe that handsome people also have good bodies? Authors By Jesse Published August 25, 2021
PICTOFACT 13 Surprisingly Positive Consequences Of Terrible Events Life, ah, finds a way. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 24, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: Truly Unhinged Roommate And Neighbor Behavior If your toenail collection is your least disgusting hobby? You might be the gross roommate. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published August 16, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Sick Burns, Stunning Admissions, And All-Star Trash Talk From Pro Athletes This should go without saying but... don't heckle Michael Jordan Authors By Jesse Published August 11, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Movies And TV Shows With Criminally Underrated Performances Don't sleep on Sophia Petrillo. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published August 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Comically Cruel, Idiotic Advancements In Military And Law Enforcement Technology From bikes to gloves to farts, scientists can truly weaponize anything. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published August 02, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 15 Brilliant Loopholes People Learned To Exploit Rules are made to be pedantically skirted. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published July 30, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Famous Actors Who Have Straight-Up Saved A Life Say what you will about Clint Eastwood, but the guy once hugged a man back to life. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 29, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Hapless Individuals Who Got Screwed (For The Crime Of Being Nice) Lesson learned: never do anything nice. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 28, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 All-Time Brilliant (Or Evil) Legal Loopholes "There's no crime against digging a hole." Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 27, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 15 Early Memes That Spread Far And Wide Without The Internet Every generation thinks they invented The Cool S Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published July 23, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Counterintuitive Historical Facts That Our Brains Refuse To Absorb Who knew a GIF went viral in 1940? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published July 22, 2021
