Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 10 Video Game Bonkers Boss Battles Sometimes rage-quitting is the key to victory. Authors By Jesse Published July 16, 2020
PICTOFACT The Storyboarding Guidelines That Keep The Simpsons Looking Fresh Cutting off heads is bad. I hate people who cut off heads. Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2020
PICTOFACT The Live-Action Cinderella Film You Never Saw Bibbidi-bobbidi-LINE?! Authors By Jesse Published July 15, 2020
PICTOFACT Behind The Scenes Of Jurassic Park’s Groundbreaking Puppetry God help us. We're in the hands of engineers. Authors By Jesse Published July 14, 2020
PICTOFACT The Legend Of Super Mario 128 You've probably played this game; you just didn't know it. Authors By Jesse Published July 14, 2020
PICTOFACT How To Avoid Vivisepulture (Being Buried Alive) There are 3 categories: "check if I'm alive," "make sure I'm dead," and "LET ME OUT!" Authors By Jesse Published July 13, 2020
PICTOFACT Ancient Peruvian Sex Pottery Warning: ancient dongs ahead Authors By Jesse Published July 13, 2020
PICTOFACT Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke? According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013. Authors By Jesse Published July 10, 2020
PICTOFACT 8 Ancient Pain Treatments That Were Metal As Hell Brace yourself for steampunk medical vibrators. Authors By Jesse Published July 10, 2020
PICTOFACT Ben Franklin’s Solution For Everything Was To Get Naked It's very believable that he had issues with "frowzy corrupt air." Authors By Jesse Published July 09, 2020
PICTOFACT The Most Egregious Hidden Genitals In Animation History Whozits and whatzits galore Authors By Jesse Published July 09, 2020
PICTOFACT That Boy Ain’t Right: King Of The Hill’s Animation Do’s and Don’ts BWAH! Authors By Jesse Published July 08, 2020
PICTOFACT The Most Brutal Curse Tablets Ever Discovered Mankind has always had a need to scream into the void. Authors By Jesse Published July 08, 2020
PICTOFACT Barely Recognizable First Drafts Of Iconic Cartoon Characters Cowabunga, fellow kids! Authors By Jesse Published July 07, 2020
PICTOFACT The Great Stink of 1858 This stuff was literally killing people. Authors By Jesse Published July 07, 2020
PICTOFACT The Dr. Seuss Antifa Cartoons You've Probably Never Seen Weird, America First was problematic in the 1940's too? Authors By Jesse Published July 06, 2020
PICTOFACT We Almost Got To See Prince In The Fifth Element Lay down your funky weapon Authors By Jesse Published July 02, 2020
PICTOFACT The Incredibly Dark Garfield Strip You’ve Never Seen Maw Maw just wanted to play! Authors By Jesse Published July 01, 2020
PICTOFACT The Legend Of Haunchyville "The Haunchies made me do it." Authors By Jesse Published June 30, 2020
PICTOFACT Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People) Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura Authors By Jesse Published June 29, 2020
