Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 15 Prominent People Who Have Had A Brush With A Cult This explains a lot, actually. Authors By Jesse Published May 15, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 20 Romcoms That Are Just Thinly Veiled Horror Movies There are too many comas in romcoms! Authors By Jesse Published May 14, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Petty Reasons Your Favorite Bands Broke Up When Fred Durst calls your actions "pretty phat," it's time to take a good, long look in the mirror. Authors By Jesse Published May 13, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Celebrities On What They Regret Most In Their Life Cheer up, Ozzy Osbourne Authors By Jesse Published May 11, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 20 Blatant Examples Of Product Placement In Video Games An advertisement for the game you're ALREADY playing? That's some galaxy brain marketing. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published May 07, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Failed Talk Shows From Beloved Celebrities If you're gonna come for Oprah, you need more than baby pictures from Kanye. Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Celebrities Fighting Illnesses And Injuries You Might Not Have Known About You never know what's going on behind that million dollar smile Authors By Jesse Published May 05, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Bizarre Early Names Of Famous Bands It's almost like Nickelback wanted everyone to hate them. Authors By Jesse Published May 04, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Ads That Backfired Big-Time Oh sure, blame it on the ad agency Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 03, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Big-Time Freak-Outs From Sports History My name is George Brett, and I hit dingers. Authors By Jesse Published April 30, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Bonkers Collections That Only The Rich And Famous Can Afford Anyone can collect bugs, but few can collect ENOUGH bugs to impress Anna Faris. Authors By Jesse Published April 29, 2021
PICTOFACT They Never Asked For This: 15 Celebrities Who Never Cared For Fame "Once you're Brad Pitt, you can't not be Brad Pitt." -- not Brad Pitt Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published April 28, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: Which Franchise Features The Wildest, Most Erratic Driving? You're telling me a baby drives this car? Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published April 23, 2021
PICTOFACT How 15 Actors, Athletes, And Musicians Spent Their First Big Check We could listen to Rupert Grint talk about his ice cream truck all day. Authors By Jesse Published April 22, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Bonkers Retcons That We Refuse To Ignore Any Longer Get your story straight, George Lucas! Authors By Jesse Published April 21, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Celebs You May Be Surprised To Learn Are Already Slingin' Cannabis Nic Cage's uncle wants to sell you weed. Authors By Jesse Published April 20, 2021
PICTOFACT You Can't Fire Them, They Quit! 15 Stars Everyone Forgets Officially Retired They like, totally COULD get work, if they wanted to. Authors By Jesse Published April 19, 2021
4 Disturbing Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild. Authors By Jesse Published April 16, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: Which Fictional Universe Has The Best Purchasable Loot? “I’m going to Coruscant and buying video games.” Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published April 16, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Hot Mic Moments That Spilled Some Piping Hot Accidental Tea Oh, like you've never had a bad day and screamed obscenities and damning confessions on a hot mic?! Authors By Jesse Published April 14, 2021
