Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 15 Freaky Food Mascots That Are Magically Horrific They're magically horrific! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published March 11, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Wild Admissions Celebrities Made Mid Interview Oh my god! He admitted it! Authors By Jesse Published March 09, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Bonkers Breakfast Cereal Prizes From The Good Old Days My fortune for Sir Grapefellow's Air Car. Authors By Jesse Published March 05, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Killer Cameos From The Adventures Of Pete And Pete Brought to you by KrebStar. Authors By Jesse Published March 04, 2021
PICTOFACT This Is Spinal Tap: 16 Behind-The-Scenes Facts That Walk The Fine Line Between Stupid And Clever Mic check number one, isn't this a lot of fun? Authors By Jesse Published March 03, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: What Movies And TV Shows Gave You The Most Unrealistic Expectations For High School? Why do teens in movies never have homework?? Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published March 01, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Celebrity (Timelessly Idiotic) Quotes We don't say this often, but... Kourtney Kardashian raises an excellent question. Authors By Jesse Published February 26, 2021
PICTOFACT Hey, Peter Man: 15 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Office Space What would you do if you had a million dollars? Authors By Jesse Published February 26, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Things That Made Actors Quit You can't fire me, I quit! Authors By Jesse Published February 25, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Fast Food “Innovations” That Were Just… Regular Food C'mon Taco Bell, give it to me straight. Authors By Jesse Published February 22, 2021
PICTOFACT 13 Iconic Films With Bonkers Sequels We Forgot About When you don't let a franchise stay dead, you end up with Fabio in an angel costume. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 19, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Iconic Movies Forever Altered By Huge Last-Minute Changes Can't think of a way to end your movie? Let the editors get it in post! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 18, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: The 20 All-Time Worst Movie Couples They can't all be Peters and Mary Janes. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Readers Published February 17, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Companies Who Started Out Selling Way Different Stuff If you had 150 years, could you pivot from a toilet paper pulp mill to a major tech company? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published February 12, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Dang Ol' Behind-The-Scenes Facts About 'King Of The Hill,' Man Bwah?! Authors By Jesse Published February 11, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Food Origins That'll Make You Say "Huh. Wish I Hadn't Read That." You don't want to know how the sausage is made. Or the Fanta. Or the graham crackers. Authors By Jesse Published February 09, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Subjects Of Biopics Who Loathed Them If Robin Williams is playing you, just sit back and enjoy the ride. Authors By Jesse Published February 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 20 Animated Movies That Flipped On The Water Works We’re starting to think movies are deliberately trying to make us feel feelings. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published February 04, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other There was more vitriol behind C-3PO's biting retorts than we knew. Authors By Jesse Published February 03, 2021
