Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT The Most Brutal Curse Tablets Ever Discovered Mankind has always had a need to scream into the void. Authors By Jesse Published July 08, 2020
PICTOFACT Barely Recognizable First Drafts Of Iconic Cartoon Characters Cowabunga, fellow kids! Authors By Jesse Published July 07, 2020
PICTOFACT The Great Stink of 1858 This stuff was literally killing people. Authors By Jesse Published July 07, 2020
PICTOFACT The Dr. Seuss Antifa Cartoons You've Probably Never Seen Weird, America First was problematic in the 1940's too? Authors By Jesse Published July 06, 2020
PICTOFACT We Almost Got To See Prince In The Fifth Element Lay down your funky weapon Authors By Jesse Published July 02, 2020
PICTOFACT The Incredibly Dark Garfield Strip You’ve Never Seen Maw Maw just wanted to play! Authors By Jesse Published July 01, 2020
PICTOFACT The Legend Of Haunchyville "The Haunchies made me do it." Authors By Jesse Published June 30, 2020
PICTOFACT Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People) Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura Authors By Jesse Published June 29, 2020
PICTOFACT Fact or Myth: The Legend of Zelda It's a secret to everybody. Authors By Jesse Published June 26, 2020
PICTOFACT 10 Historical Quotes That Everyone Gets Wrong Time makes chumps of us all. Authors By Jesse Published June 25, 2020
PICTOFACT The Horrifying 1970's Children's Book You've Never Seen This book makes Goosebumps look like The Cat In The Hat. Authors By Jesse Published June 24, 2020
PICTOFACT The Biggest Art Restoration Screw-Ups Of All Time Task failed successfully. Authors By Jesse Published June 23, 2020
PICTOFACT The Surprising Origins Of 12 Iconic Video Game Characters It's a-me, a-Popeye! Authors By Jesse Published June 22, 2020
PICTOFACT Famous Quotes You've Been Getting All Wrong Someone's got some 'splainin' to do. Authors By Jesse Published June 19, 2020
PICTOFACT How Did Tupac Get Into That Goofy Mall Advertisement? Real eyes realize real ads. Authors By Jesse Published June 18, 2020
PICTOFACT Iconic Video Game Characters Who Have Changed Dramatically Who could forget the legendary Mr. Needlemouse? Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2020
PICTOFACT Real-Life Easter Eggs Hidden In Plain Sight There's no Konami code in the real world. Authors By Jesse Published June 16, 2020
PICTOFACT The Raunchy Bill Watterson Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Before A pair o' pathetic peripatetics Authors By Jesse Published June 15, 2020
PICTOFACT All The Ways The Super Mario Bros. Movie Tried To Break Its Lead Actor Pour 1-Up for Bob Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2020
PICTOFACT Two Truths and a Lie: The Star Wars Cantina Band Filgrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are a band of super musicians who play a genre of music called jizz. Right? Authors By Jesse Published June 11, 2020
