Everyone take a moment to feel sorry for Mark Zuckerberg. Jesse Eisenberg made him look like a horny li'l weenie one time back in 2010.

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The Late Shift DAVID LETTERMAN CRACKED COM Letterman used his monologue to blast the movie for months. Specifically, he thought John Michael Higgins made him look like a circus chimp.

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All Eyez on Me JADA PINKETT SMITH ME HI/AN Pinkett Smith and Tupac were very close in high school, long before either had gotten a taste of fame. But the movie, which she called deeply hurtful, managed to make their relationship both more meaningful and more trite than

The Blind Side MICHAEL OHER 74 AVECRS CRACKEDCO Oher says he's glad the film has inspired people around the world. But he hates that it portrays him as knowing nothing about sports, before Sandra Bullock swooped in to save the day. Quite simply, I'm tired of the movie.

Where the Buffalo Roam HUNTER S. THOMPSON Thompson praised Bill Murray's formance, but thought that the movie was, overall, a 'horrible pile of crap.

Moneyball ART HOWE CRACKED.COM Howe said his reputation as a good coach and manager took a permanent hit from the blockbuster. But his primary concern was a bit more superficial: Philip Seymour Hoffman physically didn't resemble me in any way. He was a little on the heavy side.'

The Social Network MARK ZUCKERBERG HALVART CRACKED.COM In retrospect, this film humanized a monster, but at the time, it was a cute little backstory about the Farmville website. Zuckerberg took issue with how it presented him as a horny lonely dude: they completely left out the fact that my girlfriend,

Good Morning, Vietnam ADRIAN CRONAUER CRACKED cC Military DJ Adrian Cronauer didn't hate the movie, per se. But he pointed out that Robin Williams was merely playing a Cronauer- -esque character: he was playing Robin Williams; that's what he always does. To be fair, he added that he was nominated for

I'm Not There BOB DYLAN Dylan refers to himself in the third person when he's upset, apparently: These so-called connoisseurs of Bob Dylan music don't have any inkling of who I am or what I'm about. Technically, he was right -- Heath Ledger said he wasn't exactly a Dylan historian
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