We go to Taco Bell to essentially drink ground beef; you don't have to dress it up with a fancy name. Let's just agree to call a sloppy joe a sloppy joe, instead of… well, you'll see:

The Bell Beefer' was a sloppy Joe. Look, Taco Bell is great at coming up with exciting new ways to funnel ground beef down our necks. But horking down something called a beefer is where Americans draw the line.

Peg Leg Chicken was a drumstick. CRACKED COM Long John Silver's tried to crawl from the sea onto land in the 70's and 80's by offering a fried drumstick. Wait -- is that supposed to be... Long John Silver's missing leg???

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