Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 16 Celebs Who Lost Huge Endorsements For Bizarre Reasons Brand it like Beckham. Authors By Jesse Published January 04, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Impossibly Silly Predictions (Made By Serious People) There's wrong, and then there's the-internet-is-a-fad wrong. Authors By Jesse Published December 30, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Internet Firsts: The Primordial Soup From Which The Modern Web Slithered That's what we love about memes: we keep gettin' older, they stay the same resolution. Authors By Jesse Published December 29, 2020
PICTOFACT 14 Pixar Characters Who Were Secretly Launched People have already found the future-reference in "Soul" Authors By Jesse Published December 28, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Deaths Showing The Grim Reaper's Ironic Side Careful what you write a defiant libertarian op-ed for. Authors By Jesse Published December 23, 2020
PICTOFACT 14 Smart People Who Said And Did Utterly Dumb Things Pythagoras' other theorem? Beans are the tool of the devil. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 22, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Epitaphs That (Ahem) Killed It You have literally the rest of your life to come up with a sick epitaph. Authors By Jesse Published December 21, 2020
PICTOFACT Based On Real? 15 Cartoon Characters Who Have Roots In The Real World Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel -- Harley Quinn -- kiddo: a bit of advice... Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2020
PICTOFACT 16 Game-Changing Movie Firsts God bless you, Steve Ott. Authors By Jesse Published December 17, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Of The All-Time Oddest Celebrity Endorsements Bob Dole says take back control of your love life. Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 16, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Freakouts That Got Actors Fired You'd probably get canned too, if you kicked your boss in the shins. Authors By Jesse Published December 15, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Celebrities Who Have Taken Out Insurance Policies On Specific Body Parts Seven. Million. Dollar. Chest hair. Authors By Jesse Published December 14, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Celeb Weird Musical Side Projects People Forget About Actors, please just pick one thing to be good at. You don't have to double major. Authors By Jesse Published December 11, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Actors Who Had To Be Replaced Mid-Production Hey, Hollywood, don't overthink it. Authors By Jesse Published December 10, 2020
PICTOFACT 16 Ill-Advised TV And Movie Cameos Jeeze, Beach Boys, get a hobby. Authors By Jesse Published December 09, 2020
PICTOFACT 16 TV Show Episodes That Had To Be Nuked From Orbit Some of these did not age well. Authors By Jesse Published December 08, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Criminals Who Hid In Plain Sight: On Your Television Gameshows are getting slightly better at screening for serial killers. Authors By Jesse Published December 07, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Game Show Scandals That Sure Look A Lot Like Cheating Et tu, Coolio? Authors By Jesse Published December 04, 2020
PICTOFACT 16 Actors Who Won't Do The Weirdest Things It's important to communicate boundaries. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 01, 2020
PICTOFACT 16 Celeb Head-Scratching Decisions Just sell overpriced tequila, like a normal forgotten celebrity. Authors By Jesse Published November 25, 2020
