Some of these are the desperate attempts of cold-blooded murderers to sway public opinion by acting as concerned citizens on local news. But some are more subtle, and in some ways, more chilling: the "masterminds" who take a hiatus from crime to appear on a dating show or a televised dart competition, and then get right back to murderin'.
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‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’
In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game