Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 15 'Bob's Burgers' Behind-The-Scenes Facts "Our family motto is 'maybe we'll get lucky this time.'" Authors By Jesse Published February 02, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Movies That Were Originally Supposed To Be Sequels Hey, get your own franchise! Authors By Jesse Published January 29, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Behind-The-Scenes Facts That Are A Little Bit Cray-Cray Hide your diamonds, hide your exes. Authors By Jesse Published January 28, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Voice Actors That Slipped By In Live-Action Roles (And Vice-Versa) You can't hide behind a cartoon forever. Authors By Jesse Published January 27, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Firsts In Film History That Set The Bar Pretty Darn High We wasted NO time getting dogs into movies. Authors By Jesse Published January 25, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Classic TV Shows (Everyone Forgets) That Were Spinoffs "This is a f a m i l y m a t t e r, and you're in the line of fire." Authors By Jesse Published January 22, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Biggest Overreactions In The History Of Actor-Director Feuds It's better to be ticked off, than to be... Roman Polanski. Authors By Jesse Published January 22, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Freak Accidents On Movie Sets (That Could Only Be The Wrath Of An Angry God) Everyone's a critic. Authors By Jesse Published January 21, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Actors That Nearly Quit Iconic Roles (Over Bizarro Things) Stars: they're just like us! In the sense that... we would also quit our jobs if they required getting decked by Dolph Lundgren. Authors By Jesse Published January 19, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Video Games That Had To Change Bizarre Details (In Different Countries) "Oh my car!" Authors By Jesse Published January 18, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Actors Who Very Nearly Quit (Before Landing Breakout Roles) Quitters never win. Except in these specific instances. Authors By Jesse Published January 15, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Cancelled TV Show Spinoffs (Before They Had A Chance To Stink) We have exactly enough "How I Met Your Mothers" Authors By Jesse Published January 14, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Celebrities Who (Spectacularly) Wasted Money At least some of these monsters seem to tip well. Authors By Jesse Published January 13, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 (Once-Cute) Cameos From Awful People Television is the absolute LAST place we should be putting celebrities. Authors By Jesse Published January 12, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Famous People Who Tanked Their Careers Or Tarnished Legacies (In Strange Ways) Anyone can simply melt down in public. Only true visionaries can ruin their careers in these novel ways. Authors By Jesse Published January 11, 2021
5 Spider-Man Storylines Too Hot For The MCU Just Marvel's friendly neighborhood meal ticket. Authors By Jesse Published January 08, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Movies That Never Gave Us (Promised) Sequels Stop trying to ruin Casablanca! Authors By Jesse Published January 08, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Wild Origin Stories Of Celebrity Stage Names Who said it? "I am Caryn, but I was a bit of a stinker" Authors By Jesse Published January 07, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 (Weirdo) Official Currencies In The World Can we go back to knife money, please? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published January 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Great TV Shows We (Blessedly) Forgot Had Disastrous Spinoffs Just let M*A*S*H die! Authors By Jesse Published January 05, 2021
