Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 15 Suspiciously Specific Clauses In Pro Athletes' Contracts Enough with the dollars and cents, we want to talk horses and mustache wax. Authors By Jesse Published April 13, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Actors Who Stumbled Butt-First Into Legendary Careers Sometimes the best way to break into the business is to mind your own. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 12, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 20 Director's Cuts That Totally Leveled Up Ho-Hum Theatrical Releases This Alan Smithee guy is gonna be huge. Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published April 09, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Bonehead Off-Field Injuries Sustained By Pro Athletes High fives and spider dreams have sidelined more pros than you probably thought. Authors By Jesse Published April 08, 2021
PICTOFACT The 16 All-Time Dumbest Excuses Made By Public Figures Just own it, man. Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published April 07, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Big Swings From The Titans Of The Fast Food Industry The path to the Quesalupa is littered with Waffle Tacos and Kit Kat Chocodillas. Authors By Jesse Published April 06, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Low-Budget Blockbusters That Prove Anything's Possible With A Dream And One Million Dollars Always invest in your weird friend's low-budget horror film! Authors By Jesse Published April 05, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 20 Franchises That Have No Problem Killing Innocent Background Characters Dang. Godzilla is actually super violent when you think about it. Authors By Jesse Published April 02, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Celebs Who Got Steamed And Walked Out Of An Interview When a celeb cocks their head and smiles wryly at some unseen handler? You know something's about to go down. Authors By Jesse Published March 31, 2021
PICTOFACT Ace Ventura 2 And 14 Other Sequels That Bafflingly Made More Money Than The Original They people have spoken, and they want more Ernest. Authors By Jesse Published March 30, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Children's Authors Who Were Way Weirder, Darker, Or More Problematic Than We Knew Oh great, now Cancel Culture is coming for serial philanderers and literal kidnappers. Authors By Jesse Published March 29, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: 20 Absolutely Bonkers Kids' Cartoons That Would Never Fly Today Bob the Builder never permanently killed off a character, did he? Authors By Jesse Published March 26, 2021
PICTOFACT 16 Authors Who Came To Resent Their Own Work Virgil, my man, lighten up! Authors By Jesse Published March 24, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Movies That Took Way Too Long To Make Mr. Cameron, we're begging you: make one movie that takes place on present-day Earth. Authors By Jesse Published March 23, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Surprising Celebrity Achievements, Records, And Inventions Jeeze, save some records for us normies, The Rock Authors By Jesse Published March 22, 2021
PICTOFACT Tell Us Now: Which Superhero Movie Tropes Drive You Nuts? As Brick Tamland once said, "L o u d N o i s e s" Authors By Cracked Readers, Jesse Published March 18, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Actors Who Were Their Own Worst Critics Hey, cheer up... Sir Alec Guinness. Authors By Jesse Published March 17, 2021
PICTOFACT 14 Times A Real Injury Had To Be Written Into The Scene Actors have nine lives. Authors By Jesse Published March 15, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 Major Movies That Got Savagely Skewered By Professional Reviewers Roger Ebert was b r u t a l Authors By Jesse Published March 12, 2021
PICTOFACT 15 People Who Expected Their Biggest Hits To Fail Miserably Chris Pratt couldn't fathom how a Marvel film starring a beloved hunk could possibly succeed. Authors By Jesse Published March 11, 2021
