You could be best interviewer the world has ever known; you're still going to encounter the occasional Bill O'Reilly, who simply won't stand for being called a “bully.” Or Robert Pattinson, who's just plain sick of talking to his girlfriend. Or Naomi Campbell, who just isn't in the mood to talk about her blood diamond, okay??

Hell, even Terry Gross and Ryan Seacrest had trouble keeping these celebrities in their seats:

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Robert Pattinson CRACKED COM Ryan Seacrest, that absolute amateur, made the mistake of asking Pattinson about his... very public relationship with costar Kristen Stewart. When asked what he'd say to fans who want to know about the relationship, he said I can tell them to watch New Moon, it's a fantastic
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