Spider-Man has gotten up to quite a lot in the past 60 years, and we're always discovering new, bonkers comic storylines we've never read before. Apparently, Spider-Man's villains haven't always been doctor octopuses or green goblins, sometimes they've been the very concept of good taste and healthy sensuality itself. We dig into a few storylines way too strange and hot to ever make an appearance in a Disney-branded MCU film (or, also, a Sony movie, presumably).

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