Sometimes, a celebrity can become so toxic that brands will try to distance themselves just to keep the stink off 'em. But on the opposite end of the spectrum, a seemingly innocuous life event can make an actor or athlete lose value in the dollar-sign-shaped eyes of some corporate executive.

Here are a few celebrity endorsements that dissolved for some pretty bonkers reasons:

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