Pete & Pete was a masterpiece. It was vintage goofball Nickelodeon, called it quits before it got stale, and had an all-star lineup of celebrity cameos that only gets better with age:

PETE & PETE J.K. Simmons was a stoic barber. CRACKED COM He shows up in the series finale, playing Big Pete's longtime barber who has never once uttered a single word. Pete figures out how to get him talking, and the two end up bonding (and... chugging lethal amounts of Barbicide).

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PETE & PETE Michael Stipe was Mr. Tastee's nemesis. R.E.M. After the benevolent Mr. Tastee is mysteriously driven out of town, Big Pete meets one of his competitors: the curmudgeonly Captain Scrummy, purveyor of Sludgsicles.

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PETE & PETE Kate Pierson was an eccentric millionaire. THE B-52'S CRACKED COM She has a bit part in What We Did On Our Summer Vacation, where she plays a blind spinster wistfully recounting some ancient affair with Mr. Tastee: You never understood me, Leonard. You never really understood me.

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PETE & PETE LL Cool J was a homeroom teacher:s T 4ea CRACKEDCO When Little Pete fakes food poisoning to get out of school, his teachers -- including homeroom teacher Mr. Throneberry - are utterly relieved to get some space.

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