Today we finally reveal some disturbing, secret Sonic the Hedgehog lore that Sega almost certainly wishes we'd leave well enough alone. This... is CanonBall.

Writer: Jesse Eisemann
Editor: David Brown

Catch Jesse on Twitter.

Be sure to subscribe to Cracked's YouTube channel to check out episodes of our new and classic series, like Your Brain On CrackedHonest Ads, Long Story Short(ish), Movies Remade For $20Movie MathWait A Minute... What?CanonBall, Cracked Fiend, and Cracked Debate. Also, check out the Cracked Movie Club Newsletter!

Join us Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and some Sundays at 3pm EST for brand-new Cracked shows and series!

Want more stuff like this, straight to your email inbox, without any ads or popups? Join the Cracked Movie Club newsletter here: 

Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!

We've got your morning reading covered.


Forgot Password?