Bruce Willis was in seven movies in 2021, and none of them were nominated for the 2022 Oscars. We fixed that.

Written By: Jordan Breeding, Jesse Eisemann, and Ali Gordon
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack
Turner Hertzog: Brian Morabito

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