Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
An Interview With "Barbarian" Writer/Director Zach Cregger (Formerly of Whitest Kids U Know) He knows his movie is goofy (and amazing). Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published September 27, 2022
The Historically Inaccurate Mozart Movie (Because It Didn't Show How Much He Loved Poop) (VIDEO) Dude loved the stuff. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published September 15, 2022
Are Twist Endings Fun Or Stupid? (VIDEO) In Bodies Bodies Bodies, it depends. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding Published September 08, 2022
Is Gen Z Too Soft To Become Great? (VIDEO) "There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job.'" Authors By Jesse, Ali Gordon Published September 01, 2022
There Will Never Be A Better UFO Movie (VIDEO) So why even try? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding Published August 25, 2022
We Should Remake '90s Action Movies With Better Action (VIDEO) PEW PEW PEW! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published August 18, 2022
Was This Movie Secretly Cursed? (PODCAST) Two of the four who tried out for this role died, two became mega-famous?! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published August 15, 2022
A Sexy Fever Dream For Boomers (LIVESTREAM) Ask your mom about this movie and see what her face does. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published August 04, 2022
Does Nope Make Any Sense At All? (PODCAST) WwwuuuUHHH!? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published August 04, 2022
The World's Greatest Catholic? (LIVESTREAM) Amen? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding Published July 21, 2022
The Dinosaur Renaissance Produced Some Real Stinkers (PODCAST) And this is the stinkerest of all (maybe). Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published July 18, 2022
How Accurate Is "Elvis"? (PODCAST) Guess it depends on what you mean. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published July 11, 2022
4 Superhero Mangas Too Kinky For American Audiences (VIDEO) Japan has all the good stuff. Authors By Jesse, Maxwell Yezpitelok Published July 05, 2022
Nothing Makes Sense (LIVESTREAM) Okay, not really. But still. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published June 30, 2022
RRR Could Save Netflix (PODCAST) RRR rrrrrrrrips! Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published June 20, 2022
Stranger Things Stole Its Plot From A Wacko Conspiracy Theory (VIDEO) TWIST! Authors By Jesse Published June 03, 2022
The Movie So Gross You'll Swear Off "Men" (PODCAST) Has a movie ever had a weirder ending? Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published May 31, 2022
This '90s Movie Beat "The Boys" To The Punch By Two Decades (PODCAST) And it has a convicted sex offender playing a guy who farts a lot. Authors By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon Published May 23, 2022
Jake Gyllenhaal Loves Being A Little Weirdo (PODCAST) And Nightcrawler is one of his weirdest. Authors By Jesse, Logan Trent, Jordan Breeding Published May 09, 2022
